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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DC!!!
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I've written a little poem... just for you.
I've been waiting for so long time
to write this poem, I hope it's fine.
DC, you are the master,
I have a new soundblaster.
Why don't you make CS2D 3D?
It would be cool, seriously.
I hope you will like this rhyme,
because it took me a lot of time.
USGN serverlist feature is nice,
I am waiting for a bread to slice.
DC, DC, the creator of universe,
your all games kick ass. (seriously)
DC, DC, where are you hiding?
In dark corner, paragliding?
I hope you will appreciate my poet skills...
But you know, I have to pay my bills.
I hope you won't take it as useless spam,
but I have put on at least one kilogram. (seriously)
Peter Schauß ist wirklich gut,
aber ich sehe kein Blut.
Chorus:
DC, DC, DC, DC
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah oh yeah oh
ho ho ho Santa is coming for you (seriously)
You will be in hall of fame.
My packet is encapsulated in a frame,
there is noone to blame,
for creating this stupid flame,
there are some lions we would like to tame,
but this is just lame,
I waited until you came,
it is still the same,
Dark Corner is your name,
and over is the game.
(Awesomeness overload detected - 2x repeat)
------ End of Chorus ------
Hey, there is this doctor Breen,
who stole my account on Steam
and bought me an ice-cream,
which was white and green (seriously),
the floor was very clean,
and the ballon was popped by laser beam,
we would make an excellent team.
You remind me of Commander Keen,
whom I have never seen.
Stranded II needs some mega multiplayer,
Go to you Youtube and listen to Slayer.
this image needs another layer,
I am not a tax payer (srsly lolz).
so listen to this prayer.
Will the next CS2D version be released soon?
Because I have bought another spoon,
my windows are dirty and I can't see the Moon.
* Chorus *
DC, you are my greatest hero,
in compare to you I am just a zero.
I hope the gates of CS2D will never close,
excuse me, now I need to blow (up) my nose.
Lots of cookies.
Your fan, Mr. LightCorn (aka Tuzzy).
P.S.
I am going to make a song of this, stay tuned.
