Maybe stop with the chuck norris jokes? they are getting boring and lame.
joke:
*a guy hits another guy with banging a door on him*
guy1:jeez,are you okay? sorry...
guy2: Yes,Im fine,except a broken rib,a cracked skull,a hurt eye and a misplaced finger.
there are 2 guys stranding on an island. suddenly some people ran up to them.
one of them climbed on a tree. they took the other one with them and f**ked him in the butt.
on the next day, they came again and took the same guy with them.
on the third day, he tought: "why should i be f**ked in the butt all the time?"
so he climbed up and threw the other guy down.
when the people came, one of them said: "okay, we f**cked this guy too many times. get the other one off the tree!"
a chinese president go to united states for a meeting, but he don't know how to speak english, so he make a plan, "I will ask him, "How are you", and i think he will say "I am fine, You?" I reply, "Me too!"
the day of the meeting, he reached u.s, and when he is walking at the hallway, the president of u.s appear in front of him, he was shocked and accidentally asked "Who are you?" the president felt strange, he said "I am Barrack Obama, the president of America", and the chinese president reply as "Me too!"
What is the system who won a battle with DOS?
Windo(w)s!
Two dumb arabs get on a helicopter for a lesson. the helicopter crashes and the investigators find a black box,two bodies and helicopter debris. in the black box they hear:
"Dude,turn of the big fan on the top,its so cold up here."
How can someone smart,quiet and weak can suddenly can keep his middle finger pointed all the time?
answer: he broke that finger and need to keep it like that!